Anecdote | Humor
3 Exceptionally Vain Habits Of My Pet Chicken
She’s sexy and she knows it
If you got it, flaunt it, right? This little chick is gorgeous, she knows it, and demands that everyone else does too.
Ren goes to great lengths to uphold her reputation and refuses to egg-spose any of her flaws. A day with her is never short of a s-peck-tacle.
Here are 3 of her daily habits that reveal her vanity.
1. She never gets out of the “shower”
The first thing anyone notices about Ren are her strikingly unique, golden-laced feathers. She grew them all by herself, and that’s something to be proud of.
If Ren took showers, she’d be steaming up the bathroom all day long. To her credit, waterproof, clean, and shiny feathers require ample maintenance.
She relentlessly preens, dustbathes, and sunbathes — and refuses to be caught without her feathers looking super hen-dsome.
2. Hanging out by the mirror is her favorite hobby
I don’t denounce the value of reviewing our appearance. Sometimes, we want to fix smudged makeup, pick bunchy undies, remove excess toilet paper stuck in our waistbands, etc.
