Steve Jobsing this shit
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1 min readMar 21, 2018
M (hesitant): So… are you wearing the same top in every talk you give?
D: Yes, mom. Its a jumpsuit.
M (end-of-the world tone): What!!!! Noooooooo.
D: What. YESSSS. I just bought 5 of the same one.
M (someone-pls-help-her tone): NO! NO! NO! No, you really can’t do that.
D (smirking): Oh Yes, mom. Its all good. I’m Steve Jobsing this shit!
