A Manly Mid-life Day
The adventures of an aging male
Wake up at 5 a.m. to go to the bathroom for third time. (Try to will prostate to shrink.)
Lie in bed awake until 6:30 thinking about mutual fund portfolio and next unsuccessful stock switch. Kick self for not buying Microsoft at $2.47 in 1992. Kick self again for buying it thirty years later at $315.41.