All I Want This Christmas

Is a better way to tell time. Allow me to explain

Photo by pascal claivaz: https://www.pexels.com/photo/photo-of-decorations-on-the-wall-732917/

I want — make that need — an elastic clock

Not a watch with a stretchy wristband. Not even a smartwatch, because I’ve already got one that tells me the time — the objective time, that is — anywhere in the world. It also tells me what the weather will be ten days from now in Pocatello…