Crow’s Feet
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Crow’s Feet

Are You Driving As Slowly As I Am?

When did I become a tortoise?

Photo by Darwin Vegher on Unsplash

My partner always accuses me of driving too slowly. I tell her I am just enjoying the scenery. But you really can’t do that when you are on the freeway.

“The speed limit is sixty honey. You’re going forty.”

I look at her with disbelief, as I slowly accelerate.

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Mary McGrath

Mary McGrath

Top writer in humor, short stories, advice and poetry. She’s written for Newsweek, Wall St. Journal, Good Housekeeping, and Chicken Soup for the Soul.