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Are You Sure That’s Decaf?

A senior’s orange-ringed nightmare

Photo by Zarak Khan on Unsplash

“Are you sure that’s decaf?” I ask for the second time. I can see the server subtly rolling his eyes as he responds affirmatively. ‘Of course, it’s decaf, you idiot!’ he’s silently thinking to himself. ‘Can’t you see the orange ring?’

To those of us over sixty, the question of regular vs. decaf makes a big difference. Like many of my…

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David Martin

David Martin

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