Are You There, God? It’s Me, Margaret, a Menopausal Woman With Questions.

I’m back, God. Why is the hair on my head thinning but now I’m rocking a goatee? Is this normal?

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Are you there, God? I’m back. I know it’s been a while, but remember when I was praying for my first period? I would have prayed for a date with David Cassidy, instead, if I’d known that when the Lord taketh away the monthly period He would…