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Colonoscopy #5

Wherein my internal probe is eclipsed by something worse

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I’m not a singer or a dancer, but I’d much rather try my hand at Mambo №5 than tackle a fifth colonoscopy. But recently I had the dubious pleasure of experiencing the latter.

For those keeping track, this latest was the fifth exploration of my digestive tract, two previous ones having been memorialized in Crow’s Feet




“The longer I live, the more beautiful life becomes.” (Frank Lloyd Wright) Non-fiction pieces, personal essays and occasional poems that explore how we feel about how we age and offer tips for getting the most out of life.

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