Funny Conversations
Four Old Guys Go To The Park
And sit on park benches. Ridiculous conversation ensues.
Wally: I’m buying Spain. All of it. I was only going to buy the southern third, but Groupon emailed me an offer to buy half of Spain and get the other half free. That’s too good of an offer to pass up.
Jack: Are you planning on becoming a matador? Because you already have the bull.
Vern: I grew up in Spanish Harlem. I dated a girl there named Rose.
Floyd: You never lived in Spanish Harlem, and you obviously never grew up.
Wally: I’m serious. I am going to be Presidente Wally. And everyone will love me because I will implement Free Churro Thursdays.
Jack: They have a Prime Minister, not a President. But I guess if you own the country you can be whatever you want. How about King Wally?
Vern: You could eat a churro while riding on a burro in your coronation parade.
Floyd: Why not call it Wally World?
Jack suddenly starts singing Well I Never Been To Spain by Three Dog Night.
Wally: Is someone strangling a cat?
Jack: Hey! People love my singing voice.
Vern: If by people, you mean no one, then yeah, they do.
Floyd: My…
