How To Be Young Forever
Nov 6 · 3 min read
A handy listicle for those determined to look twenty-five to the end of their days.
- Text while driving.
- Back up over a cliff while taking a selfie.
- Climb Everest with a substandard firm and minimal training.
- Hike a technical fourteener in your Keds, a cotton shirt and no training. In autumn.
- Text while driving (wait…I…

