How to Tell You’re Over 70

Without looking at your birth certificate

Photo by Liam Riby on Unsplash

Maybe you’ve accepted your septuagenarian status or maybe you’re in denial about your advancing years. Either way, here are a few undeniable clues you’re getting old:

As a kid, you’ll bend down to pick up a penny. As you get older, your pick-it-off-the-ground threshold changes. By early adulthood, you’ll probably bend down…