Husband Instruction Manual

Detailing the care and handling of your spousal unit

David Martin
Crow’s Feet
Published in
3 min readFeb 3, 2022

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Congratulations on the acquisition of your brand new 2022 husband. You have chosen the best that the 21st century has to offer in the way of life partners. While your 2022 husband is built to last a lifetime, these care and handling instructions will help you get the most out of your man.

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David Martin
Crow’s Feet

Wordsmith, humorist and author of “Dare to be Average” on Amazon. Support Dave’s writing by joining Medium: https://daretobeaverage.medium.com/membership