I Can’t Wait to Get Older!

Being young is so boring…

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Boy, it sure sucks being 27. I have nothing to show for it, except for maybe some student debt, and this crummy job.

I can’t wait to get older. How long will it be before I start seeing just a little bit of gray in my hair? That’s proof of living isn’t it?

And while we’re at it, how about some crow’s feet? All my years of laughter should be…