I don’t have to…
I get to.

When I retired, I was sent a gift catalog from my facility to pick out my own retirement award for the 25+ years of service I had given. Ironically, I chose a watch.
Keep in mind, I was an OR nurse for most of my career. We didn’t wear watches. Or jewelry of any kind due to the fact you can’t wear jewelry and scrub into cases. Another level of irony — it wasn’t the quintessential gold watch…