I Lost the Wedding Ring
Not mine, yours!

To clear up any ambiguities, it wasn’t my wedding ring.
I was the best man at my friend’s wedding. I had custody of the bride’s ring for approximately the 30 minutes that her little nephew ring bearer delivered it to me after his adorable little trek down the aisle in front of the cute young flower girl niece of the bride. The wedding was a smoothly-oiled production so…