I Want an El Camino and I Have a Plan

My dream car could be canceled because of level-headedness

I would never want a PT Cruiser, but it’s a popular car. It screams middle-aged the way a Buick howls “old AF.” I confess I’ve owned mostly Hondas and Toyotas. I love a practical car that holds it value.

In essence, I want to be someone practical who has value, and the right car is the closest I can get to manifesting. At least I’ll resemble a comfortably middle-class, fully employed, ambulatory member of the herd.