ABSOLUTELY TRUE DIARY OF A RETIREE

It’s Never Too Late to Re-Do High School

Take it from a flying monkey

Getting older means taking off old masks, and trying on new ones. Image licensed by Adobestock.

The drama kids are still alive and kicking, and they will recruit your wrinkly ass.

Last year, they staged Mama Mia! and until you’ve seen 80-year-olds in wigs belting out ABBA tunes, you haven’t lived.