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Marriage: It’s Mostly Saying, “It’s Wherever You Left It.”

Photo by Luca Laurence on Unsplash, cropped by author

My husband and I are celebrating 35 years of marriage this month. It’s been good. Great, even. And yet … there’s a certain conversation that comes up with “fingernails-scraping-a-blackboard” frequency.

Him: Have you seen my [insert object name here]?
Me: It’s wherever you left it.




“The longer I live, the more beautiful life becomes.” (Frank Lloyd Wright) Non-fiction pieces, personal essays and occasional poems that explore how we feel about how we age and offer tips for getting the most out of life.

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Judy Millar

Judy Millar

Canadian humour writer. Comedic storyteller. Overthinker. 😂 Words in Reader’s Digest 🇨🇦, Writer’s Digest, Medium + Twitter: @judymillar

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