EDUCATION

Mrs. Nelson Wasn’t Missing

She just served up her Spam on wry

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I know for sure Mrs. Nelson was most likely overjoyed when Mrs. Nelson decided to hang up her whiteboard and collect her well-deserved retirement pension.

Unlike the main character in the children’s books, the second Mrs. Nelson in question wasn’t missing. But there were two of us, and one of…