New GPS Settings for We Old People

Our values are different

Orrin Onken
Crow’s Feet
Published in
4 min readApr 5, 2024

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I get lost. I’ve always been that way, so as soon as humanity developed alternatives to glove compartment maps from gas stations — those monstrous paper things that could be unfolded but never folded back up again — I shelled out my money. Over time, I owned all three brands: Garmin, TomTom, Magellan. I would plug the device into my cigarette lighter (remember…

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Orrin Onken
Crow’s Feet

I am a retired elder law attorney who lives near Portland, Oregon. I write legal mysteries for Salish Ponds Press and articles about being old.