Old Age Humor
Laughter is the best medicine
One of my patients, an elderly gentleman, had serious hearing problems for several years. He came to my clinic and I was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that brought his hearing back to normal levels.
The elderly gentleman came back in a month for a follow-up. I was very happy with his improvement and told him, “Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be pleased that you can hear again.”
The gentleman replied, “Oh, I haven’t told my family yet…I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I’ve changed my will three times!”
I was sitting on a bench under a tree with a friend a few years ago. As he had just turned 68, I asked him: “Hey, Joe, I’m 66 years old and already full of aches and pains. You are older than me. How do you feel?”
Joe replied, “I feel just like a newborn baby.”
“Really? Like a newborn baby!?”
“Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.”
Sermon by Rev. Simon last Sunday at our local church:
(I apologize on behalf of Rev. Simon to all ladies for using the masculine gender for God.)
“And on the 8th day, God created seniors. God realized that He had created a group that was constantly…
