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Retired Gentlemen’s Quarterly

How to put together one snazzy retirement uniform

Photo by mahabis footwear on Unsplash

Today is a special day. I went to Walmart to replace two essential elements of my retirement uniform: slippers and sweatpants.

Actually, I’m a bit late in completing this chore since I’ve been retired for eleven years and my typical mileage for such items is ten years. (Your mileage may vary.)




“The longer I live, the more beautiful life becomes.” (Frank Lloyd Wright) Non-fiction pieces, personal essays and occasional poems that explore how we feel about how we age and offer tips for getting the most out of life.

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