Crow’s Feet
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Crow’s Feet

Retirement is Such a Gas!

I’m really enjoying my special hobby…

Retirement is such a gas, especially to those of us who are prone to flatulence.

I have always been a farter. I thought this would change as I have gotten older, but not for me. I attribute this pastime to eating too fast as a child. Because our family was so poor, I had to gobble down my food so I could get my share.

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“The longer I live, the more beautiful life becomes.” (Frank Lloyd Wright) Non-fiction pieces, personal essays and occasional poems that explore how we feel about how we age and offer tips for getting the most out of life.

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Mary McGrath

Top writer in humor, short stories, writing, advice and poetry. She’s written for Newsweek, Wall St. Journal, Good Housekeeping, and Chicken Soup for the Soul.