Retirement Seminar Fail

Brian Dickens Barrabee
Crow’s Feet
Published in
3 min readSep 19, 2021

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I was about to give my first retirement investment seminar. I was hyped, ready and knowledgeable — but wrong.

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Fresh off the FINRA exam and certified as a newly-minted financial planner, I was determined to save the financial world. Failing that, at least secure the retirement of my clients.

My problem at this early stage of my career— I needed clients to advise.

My mother had recently lost her husband to heart failure. She then experienced a robbery in her home where she had lived for 50 some years. My wife was able to convince her to move into a very acceptable retirement village closer to where we lived in the Philadelphia suburbs.

As a family, we would visit, have dinner and watch sports frequently. She seemed to be making the adjustment well.

There wasn’t a time when we saw her at dinner or some other social occasion that she didn’t introduce us to a newly-minted friend.

I’d get to talking to them.

Wow! Some heavy financial hitters! Retired CEO here, doctors of everything from neuroscience to surgery there, professors and professionals everywhere.

That’s why I subtly prodded my mother to help set up a seminar for these well-heeled retired people…

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Brian Dickens Barrabee
Crow’s Feet

Very much involved with the world and likes nothing better than writing about its absurdities. Award winning author who guarantees a laugh or two a story.