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Rupert Murdoch’s Guide To Graceful Aging

At last, the world knows the secrets to how a powerful media baron has lived to the age of 91

Rupert Murdoch and Wendi Murdoch in 2019 / David Shankbone via Wikimedia Commons

No one is aging more gracefully than Rupert Murdoch, unless it’s one of those rare Greenland sharks that live to be 250 years old.