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Should Everyone Who Doesn’t Get Their Social Security Check This Month Set Fire to a Tesla?
No! Absolutely Not! That’s a TERRIBLE Idea!
Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick recently said that his 92-year-old mother-in-law wouldn’t complain if her Social Security check didn’t arrive this month.
The louder you holler about the fact that your check hasn’t arrived, Lutnick suggested, the more likely it is that you are a fraudster trying to scam the federal government and not an innocent oldster who relies on that monthly check to pay your bills.
I don’t know what reality this man is living in, but it isn’t the reality I’ve been living in for the past 70 years.
Two weeks ago, a friend of mine phoned me in a panic because her check hadn’t arrived. Because she, too, lives in reality and not in Lutnick’s fantasy dream world—she was scared.
She pays attention to the news. She knows what Elon and his DOGE gang have been up to. She knows what Project 2025, Trump’s playbook, has to say about Social Security.
And she needs that check.
It took me 20 minutes to talk her down off the ledge.
