Crow’s Feet
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Crow’s Feet

Stuff: You Can’t Take It With You

Your kids wouldn’t be caught dead with it.

A display of mini cups and saucers, painted eggs and bric-a-brac.

I’ve arrived in my seventies with SO MUCH baggage.

Do you want a Suzanne Somers’ ThighMaster? You’re in luck. This contraption hasn’t been compressed by my quivering thighs since circa 1990, but it regularly jams up my closet door. It’s yours for the taking — and for the quaking.



“The longer I live, the more beautiful life becomes.” (Frank Lloyd Wright) Non-fiction pieces, personal essays and occasional poems that explore how we feel about how we age and offer tips for getting the most out of life.

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Judy Millar

Canadian humour writer. Comedic storyteller. Overthinker. 😂 Words in Reader’s Digest 🇨🇦, Writer’s Digest, Medium + Twitter: @judymillar