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The Shape I’m in — Or Not

Bathing suit weather is fast approaching

Photo by Geert Pieters on Unsplash

Spring is here. The days are turning warmer, and I’m sweating the fact that unless I win the lottery and can purchase my own Caribbean island, I might have to soon appear in public in a bathing suit. Time to take action. The ads for my local fitness center promised me I could “Get in Shape Fast!!” Okay, it can’t…

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Ginger Henry Kuenzel

Ginger Henry Kuenzel

Author, journalist, editor, DE>EN translator. I color outside the lines, but stay on the page. Adirondack native. Humor writer. www.utopianstate.com