We Have a New Bathroom Scale

Nancy Franklin
Crow’s Feet
Published in
2 min readJan 12, 2023

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Can I handle the truth?

Photo by i yunmai on Unsplash

My husband and I are on the other side of 65. I would like to think I’m gracefully taking aging in stride; I stopped coloring my hair, am writing and reading more, sleeping in and, to be honest, letting a little more meat get on the bone, so to speak.

My husband, on the other hand, has taken to aging the way one would to a nest of invading fire ants: total and…

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Nancy Franklin
Crow’s Feet

Heavily-medicated woman riffing on life’s absurdities, wherever and whenever she finds them. Follow her on Twitter @mirthquakes_