What Being a 50-Year-Old Woman Means Now

What the fuck I mean

Amy Sea
Amy Sea
Nov 21, 2021 · 2 min read
“Cleavage (just an ordinary middle aged woman thing, I suppose)” by juliejordanscott is licensed under CC BY 2.0

In the old days, 50 meant I could slide my bunioned toes into my Birkenstocks and let my breasts begin their descent to my knees. Then, the film American Pie introduced the term MILF.

Even though I was offended, I felt pressured to keep being sexy. Why? So, my teenage son’s friends wanted to have sex with me? Say it with me, women…