Crow’s Feet
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Crow’s Feet

Why Do I Hoard?

To extend my expiry date

Photo by Caleb Martin on Unsplash

The older I get, the more squirrel‑like I become as I carefully stockpile more and more supermarket purchases.

Whereas 40 years ago, I might have bought a four‑pack of toilet paper, now I buy several 16‑pack units of double rolls, no less. Thanks to my bulk purchases, I have filled one basement shelf with packages of toilet rolls, thereby assuring bathroom comfort for…

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