DEVIL🔥DEBBIE DOES: “WORK REQUIRED COUNSELING”
100 Word Challenge — Devil
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2 min readSep 24, 2023
🔥 “Fine! The Devil talks to me!
Can I have my Trident back now,
Doctor Dinkydick?”
“I’ve explained this before, Debbie.
That voice is not the Devil.
It’s gedankenlautwerden.”
🔥 “Big words don’t change the size of your dick.”
“Your Trident is a plastic play-toy!
You’re not Spawn of the Devil!
These are Delusions of Possession.”
“Put that away, Debbie,
no cellphones during sessions.”
🔥 “Post to Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram?”
“How’d you get that picture?”
🔥 “You didn’t lock the bathroom door, Dinky.”
“DEBBIE! Delete It!”
🔥 “Dinky… Trident?”
“Ok! Here’s your Fucking Trident!”
🔥 [SEND]
