RED BAND TRAILER FOR
DIE HARD: YEAR ZERO
When Tourists take over a parade, one man is down with the King..
John McClane says:“Think I wasn’t gonna (beep) make it this year?”
Gunshots. Fireball. Christmas muzak.
Cars collide. Fire crackles. Punching. Ricochets.
“Think I’d let you (beep) up Baby (beep) Jesus’ (beep) birthday?” McClane shouts
Baby Jesus: “We don't negotiate with Tourists!”
Gunfire. Manger burns. Screams.
“Yippie kay yay, (beep)!”
Decorations burn. Jesus breakdances.
McClane mumbles “Mother (beep) Christmas miracle!”
Explosion. Cop: “We’re gonna need some more Wise Men!”
Sleigh Bells. Gunshots.
Jesus says: “Now I got an Uzi. Ho. Ho. Ho, mother (beep)!”