AI image by Night Cafe — I WANNA FIGHT! I WANNA EARN IT! — by Zatanna Dark

100 WORD CHALLENGE — CYBER

You Have Taken Everything From Me CYBER Monday And You Will Pay!

HUNDO | SHOPPING | TRANSGRESSIVE | HORROR | ZROTICA

What the hell is wrong with you people?

Whatever happened to fighting for deals?

The blood, sweat, tears, and fears of failure or success?

Sure, getting that toaster, that I don’t even need, for only $9.95 makes me tingle, but that alone won’t push me over the edge I so badly crave!

WAIT! WHAT’S THAT?

[Get your Cyber Monday Deals Early]???

No need to Rush, Panic, or Push…

WHAT THE FUCK DUDES?

I want to someday point at my toaster and announce:

“I almost died for that fucker!”

Before my completely un-evenly toasted bread pops out and scares my cat.

⬆️ 100 — Words Before the Links ⬆️