It was a Joke
I made last year
“I bet none of you can go a year without using lotion”
They knew what I meant, adding:
“You’re not man enough.”
Honestly, I Forgot
I ever even said that…
But they Didn’t!
Circling around me
Like a pack of hungry wolves!
Frustration in their eyes
and their cocks in their hands!
I Panicked and ran
which enraged their lust!
There was too many of them!
I was quickly cornered!
The Unloading was
FAST!
HOT!
VIOLENT!
Then they all fell asleep 😴 💤 😴 💤 😴 💤
Not sure if I’m Coming
to next years Family Reunion
