“I’m in a lot of Pain!
Please Hurry!”
“Listen, I was hired
because of my skills.”
“Well, I’m sorry, but I’ve never
had anyone Tie them so Sloppy.”
“Maybe you should take your
special requests elsewhere.
I have other men waiting!”
“I’m staying, because this place
Makes them the deepest Purple.”
“Than how bout you
shut the fuck up!
And let me do my job?”
“The right one is really swelling up!”
“And?”
{POP!}
“Oh Fuck! Oh Fuck! Oh Fuck!”
Calm down! This is Party City Central,
we have more purple balloons.
You’ll make it to your friends funeral on time.
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