#HUNDO — 100 STORIES, 100 WORDS WRITING CHALLENGE — EROTICA AND HUMOR
The Purple Head of Destiny — Or, I Set Out For Sex And Wound Up In A Hardware Store.
“Your first name must be North,” I told her. “Because my dick is pointed straight at you.”
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2 min readSep 11, 2023
September 11th, 2023 — The #Hundo word of the day today is “PURPLE”!
Purple Myrtle walked into the Turtle Bar.
“Do you know your hair’s the same color as my dick?” I smoothly said.
“Is it now?” Myrtle asked.
We got to her room.
She turned on the light, damn near blinding me.
“All right,” she said. “Produce the goods.”
I pulled my dick out.
“That thing’s as purple as an unplucked plum.”
“Let’s screw.”
“I can’t screw a man with a purple cock in a yellow-painted bedroom.”
Which is how I wound up at an all-night hardware store.
“Just hang the paint can on my erection,” I told the clerk.
