7 Things About ShadeCoins That Economics Can't Explain
The answers may surprise you!
- Why ShadeCoins rust…
Economics can tell us many, many useful things about the world, but one of the things that it doesn’t address is the underlying spiritual reason why ShadeCoins become rusty when exposed to our environment.
The reason is simple: ShadeCoins enter our reality through what economists call “non-ordinary” channels. In other words, they tend to spontaneously manifest anywhere that debris collects — like in gutters, on sidewalks, underneath old abandoned machinery, in a box you haven’t looked inside of for years. When a ShadeCoin enters our reality thusly, it becomes bound by the Universal Free Realms Standard Protocols regarding Object Degredation, but it still retains its Liminal Value indefinitely. In fact, it may even increase in value!
2. Why ShadeCoins don’t follow supply & demand…
As many greedy “Capitalist pigs” have haltingly discovered, ShadeCoins are a currency without equal. Instead of following the typical rules of supply and demand, where scarcity increases value, ShadeCoins are actually far more valuable when no one wants them. In fact, this is the whole reason they so frequently manifest in the “trash stratum” in the first place.
What’s that old saying our grandmothers who survived the Great Depression used to always say?
“A ShadeCoin under a bush is worth thirteen in the hand.”
Never more true than it is today!
3. Why banks don’t accept ShadeCoins…
Wall’s Treat bankers, as you know, are not overly fond of currencies which not only don’t need them, but which flout their rules entirely. So you could say, the reason that your local Legacy Reality “bank” won’t accept “ShadeCoins” is because ShadeCoins simply don’t need your bank.
In fact, if a given ShadeCoin value were to be stored in a conventional “banking system”, it would melt a hole in any point of contact from which “conventional” currency would flow out of, seeking like a magnet the poor and broken who needed it most.
4. Why ShadeCoins have a “fruity” smell…
Many users have noticed that ShadeCoins have a faint but recognizable “fruity” or “floral” aroma. And we’ve received many FOIA requests asking us why this is the case.
As you know, ShadeCoins come to us direct from the Heavenly Realms. Their beneficent odour is an artefact of their Divine Origin.
5. How ShadeCoins choose Needants…
If a ShadeCoin has entered your life, it means that you have been chosen as a ‘needant.’ Congratulations! To be selected as a needant, one needn’t do anything — except exist as an entity with a ‘pure’ heart.
6. How to redeem your Jubilee Dividend coupon…
If you’ve been chosen as a needant (or in some Reality States, even if you haven’t), you may be eligible to redeem your ShadeCoin Jubilee Dividend coupon. In order to redeem your Jubilee coupon, of course, you must first obtain your Jubilee Dividend coupon. Full instructions for obtaining and redeeming your Jubilee Dividend coupon, whether you’re a known needant - or simply strive to be one one day- may be found printed on the back of your Jubilee coupon.
7. What the 7th thing is?
And lastly, the penultimate 7th thing “conventional” economics can’t explain about the truly revolutionary ShadeCoin platform is: what is the 7th thing?
Only time will tell!
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Early Clues Investment Management Advisors, LLC
In conjunction with Cornucopia Holding Company of Atlanta.
