At least we can depend on booze almighty.
Failed leadership in Congress, a President who won’t lead, empty, meaningless bluster toward North Korea, and a category five hurricane barreling toward Florida while the Cajun Navy is still busy in Texas.
Here’s the recipe to a Hurricane, the super-boozy cocktail that will help you usher Armageddon to your front door:
2 oz White rum
2 oz Dark rum
1 oz lime juice
1 oz orange juice
2 oz Passion fruit juice
.5 oz Simple syrup
.5 oz Grenadine
Shake with ice, strain; garnish with orange slices and cherries.