Hurricane.

At least we can depend on booze almighty.

Failed leadership in Congress, a President who won’t lead, empty, meaningless bluster toward North Korea, and a category five hurricane barreling toward Florida while the Cajun Navy is still busy in Texas.

Here’s the recipe to a Hurricane, the super-boozy cocktail that will help you usher Armageddon to your front door:

2 oz White rum
 2 oz Dark rum
 1 oz lime juice
 1 oz orange juice
 2 oz Passion fruit juice
 .5 oz Simple syrup
 .5 oz Grenadine

Shake with ice, strain; garnish with orange slices and cherries.