Cuble Gives A Shit About What People Think

Exactly a year after America swore in a dangerous clown into office, the Federal government has shutdown. Now, Trump has crawled back into his hole until everything is over, GOP-Democrat negotiations are in deadlock and senate Republicans are running round the arena like headless chickens.

Still fancy being an American?

We found out from four illegal immigrants who pleaded anonymity — a request which we denied.

“I honestly think Harambe would have handled the whole thing a lot better.”

— Toba

TIGER TRAINER

“Wait, so this is a wrong time to smuggle my wife and kids into the country?”

— Osho

PARTY CLOWN

“I’m pretty cool with a shutdown as long as Game of Thrones is still on.”

— Quadri

MEAT MOLDER

“I always knew Obama had a Trump vodoo doll.”

— Bawa JR

REGISTERED CHILD MOLESTER

“Must I destroy these people?”

— God

IMMORTAL OVERLORD