Doctor Cheerily Announces Baby Is Half Boy Half Goat

Local mother, Ellen, was spotted dancing and singing and leaping for joy after a real life doctor happily informed her she had delivered a half boy half goat.

“I can’t describe the joy I felt when I pulled out that horrific mangled grotesque life form. It’s moments like this that remind me why I decided to become a doctor.” said Jeremy who has a stunning record of sixteen stillbirths in eighteen deliveries.

Nurses passed around this truly frightful creature, taking turns to gawk at it’s rare ugliness.

“I love everything about him.” said Ellen “From his gnarly horns, his razor sharp claws that draw blood, to his cute little hoofs. He looks just like his dad.” she chimed referring to her husband who is a perfectly normal human.

When asked about her baby’s diet she replied that it had neglected milk and showed only an insatiable appetite for human flesh.

“I can’t wait till he’s grown enough to gallop round the house and wreck endless havoc in his wake.” sighed Ellen joyfully.