Mo Weekly #14

Fancy doing drugs? Try Hugh

Hugh Jackman doing anything at all is really the only high you would ever need. His body of work is more impressive than his ability to cover up his Australian accent. The man is the most talented human since the fella that parted the Red sea and he would have you seeing rainbows faster than 6ix9ine whipping his hair back and forth.

His range is so phenomenal that the only thing that comes close is Davido’s vocal range, let that sink in. Studies have shown that Escobar would have had a hard time moving his precious powder if Hugh was active during his time.

Mr Jackman should be on everyone’s all-time anything list, he has earned it and continues to earn it. Much like Cocaine, Mr Jackman finds his status as a legend in that peculiar position where we decide to not speak of it because we all just assume that it is public knowledge. But unlike the precious powder, Hugh is friendlier on your pockets and leaves no lasting physical and psychological side-effects.

Feeling down? Have a hot steaming heap of Hugh Jackman Filmography

Lacking motivation, need a drive? Steer yourself onto the glorious highway that is Hugh Jackman’s Google Images search results

Feeling jaded and exhausted? Cremate a Wolverine poster and run lines

Fancy doing drugs? Try Hugh! All the cool kids are doing him