Mo Weekly #40

Milestones, Religious leaders and number 40!

Moyosore Quadri
Cuble
Published in
2 min readJul 12, 2019

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An easy way to get through lengthy tasks and/or commitments is by marking milestones.

Keeping milestones helps put our minds at ease when faced with stretched out commitments like getting in shape or having a kid in wedlock. A mock-up of the latter would probably look something like this:

  • Get born ✔️
  • Meet first partner ✔️
  • Screw your first partner over and ditch said partner ✔️
  • Meet second partner ✔️
  • First pregnancy scare ✔️
  • Second pregnancy scare ✔️
  • Breakup with second partner ✔️
  • Relapse with second partner ✔️
  • Third pregnancy scare ✔️
  • Make-up with second partner ✔️
  • Break up again ✔️
  • Meet third partner ✔️
  • Cheat on third partner with first partner ✔️
  • Break up with third partner ✔️
  • Date first partner again only for the relationship to be hindered by the same reasons it failed to work at the initial attempt✔️
  • Break up with first partner ✔️
  • Marry second partner’s dog sitter ✔️
  • ‘Be with child’✔️
JUST IN: Dog sitters birth amazing babies too!

With every milestone you reach, you get closer to your goal.

The 40th theory is that milestones reduce the likelihood that whatever goal you set for yourself would overwhelm you, they keep you fixated on reaching a particular milestone as opposed to the the ultimate goal which may be lightyears away. They have a calming effect.

They are what we here at Cuble consider as an optimist’s illusion. But, they are effective.

Take our word for it, if you have doubts about any of our researches or studies just view it through the same spectrum society views Religious leaders; we don’t know if indeed they are of the Lord but if they say they are …Heck yeah! They are!

Milestones also serve as an effect tool for project/business management….. Nothing interesting came up whilst researching under this heading.

40 ✔️

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Moyosore Quadri
Cuble

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