Mo Weekly #6
THE GLOBE IS WARMING
Global warming is a 21st Century phenomenon, it is a result of mankind’s mismanagement of planet earth from times past till present. From the look of things, we would still be fine if we were permanently stuck in the stone ages.
Many people still disagree that the globe is warming but just as many have realised that they are sweating more frequently than they used to. Over the past week Cuble conducted a survey (allegedly) to find out what people think is the cause of their erratic perspiration. The following are the theories I was able to gather:
* CRANKY POSEIDON
A particular group was of the opinion that there is no such thing as global warming and “nobody cares” even if there was/is because- “tan bitch!” They also claimed that Poseidon has been “cranky” that Aquaman has been getting more press recently, hence, the rising sea levels.
* OZONE LAYER GOING ‘BYE-BYE’
A group appeared to have been won over by scientists’ and researchers’ findings that there is depletion in the earth’s ozone layer and as a result, we feel the sun’s rays more intensely. Furthermore, drastic changes in climate and rising sea levels are closely associated as side effects of this (What a bunch of know-it-all’s!).
*GOD, AESTHETICS AND THE BEDSIDE DRAWER
Another sect believe that in a bid to keep a close eye on earthlings God uses a magnifying glass and from time to time he places it sideways up for aesthetics on his bedside drawer that is directly in the path of the sun. This group is also of the opinion that God’s bedside drawer is not flammable.
*THOSE GUYS
Then I encountered a group of people that blame the government (They are probably right).
There appears to be varying views as to the causes or cause of global warming.
One thing we can all agree on about global warming is that shit is getting hot! At this rate there better be snow in heaven 24/7 or I won’t get what all the fuss is about.
Here’s one for those heading in the other direction: It is so hot that hell might actually feel like a sauna, you’re basically conditioning your body for your afterlife tan.
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