Pastriots

Pastry Plate
Currant Events
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2 min readJul 29, 2016
In a gutsy move never before seen on TV, Evan McMorris-Santoro chows down on a doughnut while drinking a healthy smoothie that was just prepared by a sitting Congressman. Only one word describes this level of chutzpah — BADASS! April 18, 2015.

This is the list of guests who were caught on camera eating from the pastry plate. They will be known hereafter and forever as #Pastriots.

Maria Hinojosa
Matt Welch
Katie Phang
Yasmin Vossoughian
John Harwood X2
A. Scott Bolden
Elie Mystal X3
Danny Cevallos X2
Michael Fuchs
David Gura* X2(current host)
Daniel Goldman
Christina Greer X2
Pete Dominick X2
Ali Vatali X2
Liz Plank‪
Shermichael Singleton
Wajahat Ali‬
Glenn Kirschner X2
‪Kevin Cirilli
L. Joy Williams @ljoywilliams X2 (First UP-Third Edition #pastriot)

Jane C. Timm
Amy Holmes
Stephen Moore
Richard Wolffe
David Avella
Phillip Stutts
April Ryan
Jessica Taylor
Victoria DeFrancesco X2
Craig Melvin
Mercedes Schlapp
Ana Marie Cox
Kellyanne Conway X2
Gabriela Domenzain X2
Blake Zeff X3
Raul A Reyes X2
Kasie Hunt
Brian Murphy X2
Emily Tisch Sussman X2
Evan McMorris-Santoro X2
Kathleen Parker
Brian Thompson X7
Bob Ingle
Seth Bringman
Patrick Murphy X3
Irin Carmon
Jonathan Capehart X10!!!!!
Mary Bono
Avik Roy
Lizz Winstead
Lynn Vavreck
Michael Steele X3
Thomas Frank
Spencer Ackerman
Krystal Ball
Abby Rapoport
Nia-Malika Henderson

Chris Hayes
Dan Savage
John Liu
Anthea Butler
Jeff Smith
Tim Carney
David Sirota
Mona Eltahawy
Melissa Harris-Perry X3
Neil Barofsky
Nancy Giles
Joan Walsh X5
Ali Gharib ‏ X2
Anne-Marie Slaughter ‏
Michael Hastings† ‏
Goldie Taylor ‏ X3 !!!!!! First
Tanya Wells ‏
Sam Seder ‏ X4
Reihan Salam

To become a #pastriot, the guest must eat on air. It does not count if they merely take from the plate and eat during the break or eat but are not caught on camera. Not my rules, #uppers have spoken.

*Also, the current host is allowed to become a #pastriot (even though he has the home field advantage! #uppers voted 90%-10% for this rule….)

Lastly, whenever James Carville is back on air, I expect him to eat on camera and apologize for calling me “sorry.”

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Pastry Plate
Currant Events

RTs are typos. pastry+politics+popculture #uppers Tweets are not legal nor medical advice. Still the plate; fewer pastries. Also challenging and unpredictable.