Are there other people? (Translation: Are there other performers we can go look at?)
We almost matched (Translation: We almost had matching bruises)
The HR professor you hired to fix your company decided to orchestrate a coup d’etat instead.
Congratulations! Your coup failed, you’re going to get fired, you won’t get the product, and you’re going to be blacklisted.
Coffee and homicide. Saying to hi to your soon to be victim. You thought we were weak, we were just waiting.
Time slows down on Friday and speeds up during the weekend.
I’m bored at a cutting-edge startup.
They may not respect me, but they will pay me.
You’re friends with who you eat food with.
I am bored at work and excited for side projects.