A Public Service Announcement

Daily Grapefruit is on the wireless


We now resume our normal programming at the Daily Grapefruit. Transmissions were interrupted by a flying whale. Eye-witnesses report that the whale approached the Grapefruit headquarters from a northerly direction at approximately 3.30pm on Friday the 14th of August, Eastern Standard Time, creating interference that lasted until mid-morning on the 17th.

Grapefruit productions have taken steps to ensure such transmission failures do not reoccur, including erecting a giant wind shield around the premises, to prevent further northerly weather patterns from reaching Head Office in Melbourne.

The producer has confirmed that, in the event of further climatic events blowing oversized mammals in a southerly direction, this state-of-the-art technology will ensure uninterrupted consumption of grapefruit by our subscribers.