I don’t know what this is

Surprising Truths After 3 Months of Funemployment

Alex Beckett
Daily Grapefruit
Published in
1 min readOct 19, 2015

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i. The house is no tidier than before.

ii. I am not doing yoga.

iii. Caffeine consumption has remained constant despite cessation of paid activities.

iv. It’s 12.40AM. After taking two naps yesterday, I am ready to pass out into unconsciousness for the third time in 24 hours.

v. I am not bored.

vi. I have only fallen into a paroxysm of stress about money twice … make that three times.

vii. I am still moody as f*ck.

viii. I am still loving it.

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Alex Beckett
Daily Grapefruit

Lover of stripy socks. Unashamed soy drinker. Sunday cyclist.