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You Crazy Humans Are Really Starting To Piss Me Off

Straight from the horse's mouth

I can’t stay healthy if you crazy humans continue to take medicine meant for me — Image by PublicDomainPictures on Pixabay

Okay, this is really starting to work on my last nerve here, folks. As a respectable talking horse, I’ve got a few things I need to say to all the crazy humans among us that are…

What? You didn’t know horses could talk? Come on now.

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P.G. Barnett

P.G. Barnett

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A published author enjoying married Texas bliss. Dog person living with cats. A writer of Henry James' stories. Featured In MuckRack. Top Writer In Fiction.